As I see myself

Yesterday was a stirring day that progressed with a frenetic promptness. It started with a normal BITSian supT. The aftenoon came and along with it brought the president of india with it. The evening was possessed by Oracle and its representatives making a very lucid allocution on the work they were carrying out at Oracle IDC at Bangalore. The evening sun set and setup a rendezvous with yet another powerful citizen, albeit of USA, Vivek Paul, the richest BITSian alumni.

After all this excitement in a single day one would hope that the next day would be set apart for rest. Well, it definetly was and it turned out to be one big boring day. I spent the whole day lazing around and sleeping.

But I found these amazing activities that people could do on a boring day. Read on!

Ride the bus for one block.
Bring a camcorder to a funeral.
Have a staring contest with a baby.
Pay your apartment rent short by 10paisa.
Ask the Akshay bakery if they have urinal cakes.
Return to work the day after you've been fired.
Call work on your day off and say you aren't going.
When the phone rings, pick it up and ask for somebody.
When ordering a pizza, emphasize the this order is "to go".
Hire a bodyguard and then start as many fights as possible.
Conduct a telephone call while you're straining on the toilet.
As the bus comes, hold out your thumb as if you're hitchhiking.
Watch a movie with the volume muted and speak for the characters.
Call a furniture store and ask if they have a swimming pool table.
While driving, smile and wave at every driver that gets mad at you.
Say to somebody in the bogz, "So, takin' a ______, huh?"
Find a construction site and tell them you're bored and offer to help out.
File a restraining order against your pets. ("Tommy, quit following me!")
Call the library and speak quietly so you don't disturb anybody there.
Name your pet God. "Come here, God, come here! God wanna go outside?"
Donate your old, worn socks and dirty underwear to NSS or MY India.
Send someone an invitation to your party, and write in it that they're not invited.
Call the phone number on a "Lost Dog" sign and tell them you haven't found it yet.
Enter a room full of people, and ask them all to leave because you need time alone.
When you enter a movie theater containing very few people, sit next to one of them.
Guys: Announce "Whoa, that was a close one!" after zipping up at a restoom urinal.
For an answering machine message, just say that "you called to leave a message. Bye."
When someone on the phone says you have the wrong number, ask what the right one is.
Get on an elevator full of people and push all the number buttons so it stops at every floor.
In a movie theater, constantly whisper to the person beside you, "Here comes the next part."
When you see a crime scene, approach the officer in charge and ask, "So, what do we got?"
Mail your Christmas packages a few days late. On the box, write, "Do not open 'til Christmas."
While driving, ask someone for directions in a heavy foreign accent. Afterwards, thank them in perfect English.

Have a perfectly boring day!